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Uncovered nipples on rampage of destruction

AN army of uncovered nipples is wreaking havoc across Britain.

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Share plunge may have been caused by bad cocaine, admit stockbrokers

STOCKBROKERS have admitted the collapse in share prices was probably caused by some disappointing gak.

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