A STRANGER who is standing beside you holding his penis wants to know if you are having a good night.
48-year-old urinating man Tom Booker initiated conversation in a pub toilet after breaking wind and declaring “better out than in”.
He said: “It’s alright in here, there’s loads of fanny. Where you from?”
Booker then heightened the already tense atmosphere by loudly observing that the occupier of the nearest cubicle was masturbating.
He added: “You’re not a gay are you?”