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Users of medieval language to receive medieval punishments

ANYONE using faux-medieval phrases like ‘Methinks’ or ‘good Sir’ is to be given medieval punishments like the rack and the Iron Maiden.

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Kardashian photo breaks human spirit

A PHOTO of Kim Kardashian extending her buttocks has destroyed the very essence of what it is to be human.

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