A VEGETARIAN has rejoiced at the one suitable meal offered on a restaurant menu.
Nikki Hollis was eating with friends in Stevenage last night when she saw the single vegetarian option they had to offer was a veggie burger.
Hollis said: “A veggie burger – thank you so fucking much for going so far out of your way to fit in my wild lifestyle choices. I know it’s totally fucking mental that someone doesn’t eat meat.”
“Thank you for even letting me into your restaurant. Thank you, you kings of men, you shining lights, you wondrous joys.”
Hollis asked the waitress if it was possible to have a steak pie and chips, but minus the pie and with some extra salad, but was told that menu substitutions were not allowed.
She then ate the veggie option adding afterwards: “It was alright.”
“Could have done with some quinoa in it but I say that about everything.”