‘Very honest’ woman actually just horrible

A 29-YEAR-OLD woman who claims to be very honest and upfront with people is really just horrible, it has emerged.

While most people would be concerned by their tendency to upset everyone they encounter, Emma Bradford is under the misconception that it is an achievement.

She said: “I call it like I see it. I don’t suffer fools gladly and I think people appreciate that.

“But if they don’t, I couldn’t give a shit. It’s their problem not mine.”

Workmate Mary Fisher said: Most people tend to lead with small talk, maybe discuss the weather or what’s on TV, Emma will just go straight in with a detailed character assassination.

“Within the first 10 minutes of meeting Emma she will have called into question your hair style, your clothing, your religious beliefs and in fact the very point of your existence, funnily enough people often don’t like that.

“I guess you could say that she’s a strong personality, or that she’s a total fucking bitch.”