PASSENGERS on turbulent flights are pretending to read the in-flight magazine while inwardly shitting themselves.
As storms lash the UK, many flights are cancelled while many of those operating are very scary despite everyone acting like it is all fine.
46-year-old air passenger Norman Steele said: “When the plane is juddering violently and the hostesses are exchanging worried looks, I just pick up the slightly tattered magazine and read articles about vintage flea markets and Prague’s burgeoning cheese-making culture.
“Light, fun reading for people who definitely aren’t about to die.
“Only if you look closely will you notice my face has the pallor of pure terror.”