‘We got through the war and we’ll get through this’ says plumber born in 1977

A MAN born more than three decades after the Second World War is acting like he flew Spitfires against the Luftwaffe.

Martin Bishop, 41, from Lincoln, has declared that ‘we got through the war, and we will get through Brexit’ despite being minus-38 years-old when Hitler invaded Poland.

Bishop regularly invokes the Second World War as an example of how he and others will be absolutely fine, while having lived in complete comfort his whole life.

Historian Tom Logan said: “There is growing evidence that middle-aged people across Britain are referring to ‘Churchillian spirit’ while spending most of their lives in the pub or playing golf.”

D-Day veteran Norman Steele, who was 19 at the end of the war, added: “The last thing we want is anything compared to that shitshow again. But sure, tell us again how ‘we’ beat the Nazis you ham-faced bellend.”