THE nation’s right-wing bastards are so concerned about deprived children not getting an education that they can hardly sleep, they have lied.
The bastards, normally on TV making a big show of what uncaring twats they are, are suddenly unconvincingly faking deep concern for the poor, poor inner-city children.
Bastard Denys Finch Hatton, who last year wrote ‘Our proud empire was built on the labour of eight-year-olds’ for the Spectator, said: “The little ones. Won’t somebody think of them?
“Obviously mine are alright at a public school doing eight-hour Zoom days, and the middle-classes are homeschooling, but what about the scum kids?
“Sorry, I mean those blameless children who aren’t being offered the educational opportunities they deserve so their feckless parents can get back to f**king work.
“We must put them first, declare that social distancing doesn’t count in schools, pack ‘em in like sardines and hope the cherry-picked science about them not getting coronavirus is accurate. For their sake.”
He added: “And now why slavery statues are fine and protests should be restricted to the over-50s only.”