SHOCKED that I, a man who masks up, blocks roads and hates the RNLI, believes strongly in Christian values? Let me explain the role Jesus plays in my life.
For example in Portsmouth, where we smashed the windows of police cars to stop buses of asylum seekers, I joined the chants of ‘Christ is King’. Just our way of saying we’re not Muslim immigrants? Of course not. Christ and his teachings guide all our lives.
Certainly God hates those of opposing faiths, which is why he commanded St George to go on the Crusades from a burning hedge. Why he didn’t provide air support is beyond me, but he moves in mysterious ways.
But suggestions I’m just pretending to be a Christian because I’m a thick racist is ridiculous. My faith is a source of comfort to me in difficult times, like when Chelsea lost to Arsenal at the weekend. I only twatted one bloke because I knew it was God’s plan.
What do I most value about Christianity? The rules it provides on how to live an ethical life, such as ‘love thy neighbour’ meaning the white ones you already have, and not lying with mankind as it’s an abomination, and destroying Sodom. Good ethical shit.
When me and the lads mask up, that’s Christianity in action. Vicars wear all black, don’t they, apart from the collar? They intimidate their flock with threats? That’s all we’re doing, but on the streets and in a rather more literal sense. These fists are His instrument.
So as you can see, Christianity isn’t just something racists have appropriated in a superficial way. Do I actually go to church and do good deeds and so on? Yeah, I went to a wedding in 2022 and I always buy a poppy. I reckon that ticks the f**king boxes.
So the pigs can f**k off banging my door down at 8am and arresting me for throwing a bottle at a copper. I’m pissed off that an omnipotent being didn’t wipe the CCTV footage and save me a lot of aggro, but then God does move in mysterious ways.