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Why new low-deposit mortgages will make bugger all difference to your entitled generation, by your parents

NEW 95 per cent mortgages are on the market, not that it will make any difference to entitled, hypersensitive millennials. Why? Let mum and dad explain: 

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Five loud phone conversations twats are always having

OVERHEARD a knobhead having an obnoxious phone conversation? Here’s what the predictable dick was probably on about: 

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