A WOMAN has spoiled it for the rest of womankind by admitting they all urinate in the shower.
Donna Sheridan of Southampton made the shock confession as a parting shot after splitting up with her boyfriend and moving out of his house they shared.
Sheridan said: “Enjoy your showers, Tom. By the way, I was in there every morning pissing like a racehorse and, let me tell you, I didn’t care where it went.
“Whoever you hook up with next? She’ll do it. We all do. Remember when your mum came for the long weekend? I went in the bathroom after her shower. The loo seat was still up.”
Sheridan’s admission has met with mixed reactions. Some women have accused her of ruining it for everyone, while others have expressed relief that it is finally all out in the open.
Boyfriend Tom Logan said: “But me and the lads have discussed this and it’s impossible, because of the angles. That’s science.
“Besides, why would anyone piss in the shower when there’s a perfectly good sink right there?”