A WOMAN has decided that a crowded train with constantly dropping signal is the perfect location to loudly conduct a deeply private phone conversation.
Emma Bradford phoned best friend, Nikki Hollis, on her commute from West Hampstead to Borehamwood, to discuss her recent break up.
She said: “I should have seen it coming. We hadn’t had sex in months and the one time we tried he couldn’t get hard.
“I was thinking about it all at my smear test last week and… Nikki? Nikki are you still there? Hello? Nikki?
“Hey babe, sorry about that. Tunnel. Where was I? Oh yeah so she was inserting the speculum and I realised it was more action than I’d had in… Nikki? You there babe? Hello?
Fellow commuter Nathan Muir said: “I got off a stop early. Now I have to get an Uber home. It’s fine.”