A WOMAN does that same fake smile in every photo despite wildly contrasting scenarios, it has emerged.
Susan Traherne has posted a photo of herself almost everyday on Instagram for the last three years, doing the identical empty smile like some sort of sedated cat whether she is at a cocktail party or on a picket line.
Friend Nikki Hollis said: “Recently she gave birth and uploaded a photo that looked like she’d just been handed a Mojito, not a newborn covered in amniotic fluid.
“If you took a picture of her next to a house fire she’d still be doing that fucking smile, I don’t think she can not do it now.”
She added: “And when she’s sitting down she always cocks her head and does this weird thing with her leg that looks like she’s trying to show you her left arse cheek. It’s creepy.”