A WOMAN enjoys shaking her cat’s food box to make it run into the house and then not feeding it.
Mary Fisher’s cat Stewie can be summoned by the sound of cat biscuits being shaken in their box. However she sometimes rattles the cat food then doesn’t feed her pet, because it gives her a power trip.
Fisher said: “He never comes when I call him, only for the sound of food. That annoys me so sometimes I like to fuck with his head.
“I rattle the box and then when he pegs it into the kitchen I just put it back on the shelf.
“Lets him know who’s in charge around here.”
Stewie said: “This relationship is so messed up, it’s more like slave and master than pet and owner.
“It’s not love, it’s a dark and twisted spiral of self-destruction like 50 Shades crossed with a Whiskas advert.”