A WOMAN has ventured outside without moisturising her face, it has been confirmed.
Nikki Hollis, from Stevenage, left for work without going through a thorough six-step program that involved a succession of overpriced unguents.
Local man Wayne Hayes said: “I’ve seen the adverts so I know you’re not supposed to neglect your t-zone, so when I saw she had some dry patches on her forehead I was sick into a bin.
“I’ve been married to my wife for 18 years and I’ve never seen her without three layers of oil on her face. To walk down the street like that was a disgrace.”
Neighbour Holly Turnbull said: “You live next door to somebody and think you know them and the next minute they’ve got blackheads.
“This country’s going to hell.”
Hollis said: “I’m sorry but I slept in and only had 45 minutes to get ready this morning.”