A WOMAN has confirmed that she is not leaving her home until March and that nothing and nobody can stop her.
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Woman not going out until March
Randomly start a fight while ordering: the proper etiquette for buying a kebab at 3am while blind drunk
STAGGERING to the kebab shop after a night’s heavy drinking, pausing only to urinate in an alleyway? Remember to mind your manners and follow these protocols:
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