A WOMAN has outlined her plans to really lose her shit with people when trying to get out of Primark this weekend.
Nikki Hollis told friends and family that she would force herself to go into the store to pick up some cheap essentials before totally losing it in the throng of idiots who are just getting in her fucking way.
Hollis said: “I am pleased to announce that I am going to go apeshit, probably with a group of teenagers, or perhaps an elderly couple.
“Or most likely it will be a woman with a pram blocking me in an aisle, or ramming it at my ankles.
“I’ll be sorry for it afterwards, but yes, I am definitely going to lose my shit on them.”
Pram-wielding idiot, Emma Bradford, added: “I am very much looking forward to being a part of this.”