A WOMAN angry that none of her relationships ever work has failed to take into account that she comprises 50 per cent of them.
Carolyn Ryan, aged 33, complains endlessly about all of the dreadful bastards she has dated who have ruined everything while not realising there is a single linking factor.
She said: “Ever since my first boyfriend, who left me because I had that very brief thing with his dad, it’s been an endless parade of unreasonable heartbreakers.
“All my friends have managed to remain in stable, long term relationships with sane partners, but I just seem to attract nutjobs who freak out at me for no reason when I’ve borrowed their car for a few days. Because I needed it.”
Ryan added: “Usually I dump them as soon as I detect a fault, but a few have finished with me.
“One guy claimed talking to me made him feel like he was losing his mind. What a weirdo.”