A 32-YEAR-OLD woman thinks her cat might be ‘the one’, it has emerged.
After a series of failed relationships, sales analyst Nikki Hollis is starting to believe that her cat has all the qualities she is looking for in a life partner.
Hollis said: “Marvin’s dependable, sensitive and upbeat. He doesn’t send my friends text messages with sexual undertones or suddenly freak out for no reason and go to Thailand to ‘find himself’.
“He’s not exactly financially solvent but he’s not in debt either. He likes my favourite television shows, or at least is prepared to sit quietly in the room while they are on.”
Hollis’s main concerns are Marvin’s short life span and the five-foot height difference.
She added: “Sometimes I imagine our wedding. I’d be waiting at the altar looking like a princess, and he’d be carried up the aisle in a basket, wearing his best collar.
“I’m not sure how he’d put the ring on. Maybe he could hold it in his mouth, or just sort of flick it at me with his tail.”