A 29-YEAR-OLD woman’s bizarre and convoluted dream has no meaning whatsoever, it has been confirmed.
Office worker Nikki Hollis consulted psychologists after last night’s long, surreal dream which seemed rich with symbolism and subtext.
She said: “A bear bit me on the hand. And then I was with my sister and she was getting married to Daniel Craig but it wasn’t Daniel Craig, if you get what I mean?
“Then the bear and Daniel Craig were walking around some woods in the rain, looking for an Ikea.
“Suddenly I was on a plane going to Australia for a wedding when the cockpit door opened and the bear was flying the plane. John Travolta and Mel Gibson came past in a hot air balloon.
“I know there’s a message there. It means something – but what? Probably it’s about fear of change.”
However psychologist Mary Fisher said: “It’s just a load of weird shit happening in a row. Maybe don’t eat cheese late.”
Hollis has since bought a book from Amazon called Mysteries of Dreams Unlocked, which has a section on ‘Daniel Craig bear dreams’.
