Women only care about money, says man who only cares about looks

A MAN who judges women entirely on their physical appearance is furious that they judge men on their wealth.

Call centre supervisor Tom Logan believes it is completely wrong that women overlook men’s outstanding qualities because they are only interested in their bank balance.

He continued: “I’ve got a lot to offer to the right woman — tan, takes care of her body, no cheap extensions, definitely no fat chicks — but do they bother to look below the surface?

“No, to them it’s all about itemising what car you’ve got, what labels you wear and how much you earn, even if they’re only a face six, boobs eight, arse seven.

“Why do all the good ones have to be so shallow? It’s so unfair.”

Co-worker Joanna Kramer said: “I suppose financial success can be a factor, but women are mainly attracted to anyone not bitter, deluded and mean.

“Also, Tom is punched-dog ugly.”

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