A RELAXED attitude to whether you love people is unacceptable, boyfriends have discovered.
Partners across the UK are demanding ludicrously cut-and-dried answers to ‘Do you love me?’ when it is clearly an open-ended question.
Boyfriend Tom Logan said: “When I told my girlfriend Nikki I thought I loved her she went all psycho. You don’t expect that from someone you love quite a bit.
“Bu there are so many variables, like whether being with them makes you feel joyful and alive, or if you might meet someone better. Also my amount of love changes depending on how tired I am and when I last ate.
“If you think you love someone that’s pretty good. Nikki’s already miles ahead of my last girlfriend, who I definitely didn’t love but enjoyed having sex with, and I’ve told her that to make her feel special.”
Girlfriend Nikki Hollis said: “There is only one correct response to that question and it’s also the answer to ‘Do you want to see the film that hasn’t got superheroes in it?’.”