A MIDDLE-AGED man who has a bottle of wine and a pudding with every meal feels he can criticise the younger generation because he owns a house and a BMW.
Roy Hobbs, 61, regularly spouts off about workshy snowflakes not having their ‘shit together’ even though his excessive meat and wine consumption means he can no longer mount a bicycle.
Hobbs said: “I notice Dr Marten’s are back in fashion, how about they release a new boot that gives them a good kick up the arse?
“They haven’t even got any shares in Natwest or anything like that.”
Wayne Hayes, 19, said: “I admit I’ve made a few complaints about the world we’ve inherited but how eating a whole stilton wheel every night is any better?
“If getting my shit together means having a twatty car and the bloated legs of a months-old drowned corpse then I’ll give it a miss.”