Britain backs anything to do with stealth bombers

BRITONS have given their full support to any activity that involves stealth bombers.

After alleged sonic booms were heard across the UK, householders said they hoped it was something to do with stealth bombers as they are awesome.

Mother-of-two Emma Bradford said: “Stealth bombers are really retro and ooze 80s cool – they are the Adidas tracksuits of military ordinance. So much more funky than drones.

“If my home and family were getting bombed I would want it to be by a stealth bomber.”

Teacher Tom Booker agreed: “I consider myself a pacifist except where stealth bombers are concerned, because they are called things like ‘Nightwolf’ which totally captures my imagination.”