Harry targeted by Taleban hen parties

PRINCE Harry will be a target for crazy Taleban good-time girls, experts have warned.

We can dance and party all night and drink some cherry wine

As the Prince and his toy helicopter were deployed to Afghanistan, hen parties across the war-torn country were planning an all-out assault on his underpants.

Defence analyst Julian Cook said: “They will swarm around him, batting their eyelids as quickly as possible in the hope he will invite them back to his luxury snooker table.

“At that point literally anything can happen. And will. Because when Prince Harry is involved everything is awesome.”

Cook added: “Taleban hen parties specialise in the use of IEDs which they use to kill anyone in the room who is not buck-naked.

“They are also fanatical in their belief that there’s no such thing as too much fun.”

Meanwhile, the Ministry of Defence rejected claims that the Prince will place other soldiers at greater risk of being wanked in a jacuzzi.

A spokesman said: “Every member of the British armed forces understands fully the nature of being swept up in an all-Afghan girls’ night out.”

The Prince and his friends are expected to fly low over villages in Helmand province checking out the talent and attempting to fill the local girls’ glasses with Veuve Clicquot from a height of just 250ft while travelling at 165 miles per hour

His entourage for the four-month tour includes Binky, Bonky, Spinky, Spanky and Air Commodore Sir Denys Finch-Hatton who is in charge of the johnny bags.