By Roy Hobbs
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My heart goes out to these poor Afghans who I don't want living next door
Running the hoover round before the cleaner arrives, and other pointless female obsessions
WOMEN identify all sorts of essential tasks mere men simply cannot grasp the point of. Here are five prime examples.
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