Sunday, 27th September 2020

'We stomped those Nazi bastards flat' says Queen in moving speech

THE Queen has delivered an emotional speech to the nation about the immense joy she and her country felt on f**king the Nazis right up. 

The 94-year-old worked as a truck mechanic during the war but said her satisfaction on seeing so many Nazis obliterated was as great as any frontline soldier. 

Her Majesty said: “It was a time of struggle, a time of shortages, and a time when we really hated those Nazis, so one was delighted to see them f**ked up good.

“With fortitude, faith and spirit we swept across the continent smashing the Nazi war machine into pieces. Now, many years later, we can reflect and say ‘Take that, you bastards’. 

“I, like so many, never saw frontline combat. But we on the home front knew we were doing our bit. Every time I tightened a nut, I imagined I was firing a bullet into a Wehrmacht skull. 

“And we should not forget Hitler, who died in his bunker surrounded by the ashes of his megalomaniacal dreams. He bloody well had that coming. Thank you.”