Homeworker genuinely surprised to learn not everyone browses pornography while working

A HOMEWORKER has been shocked to discover that not all jobs are done while simultaneously browsing pornography. 

Nathan Muir, a freelance graphic designer, admitted he has not worked in an office since 2009 but is convinced that everyone has a background porn window these days.

He said: “You open the laptop, you check emails, you open whatever you’re working on, then you open something motivational to click on just for when you need a bit of mental downtime. You know. Girls and that.

“I’m strict, I don’t let it distract me. Softcore only before lunch. Hardcore to get me through the afternoon slump, but only picture-in-picture because I have to stay focused.

“You’re telling me that in offices, they don’t look at any looping gifs of the good stuff for eight hours straight?

“That’s not healthy.”