Thursday, 29th October 2020

Man puts in 20-hour day on internet denying there's a pay gap

A MAN is single-handedly reducing the gender pay gap by putting in 20 hours of unpaid internet work denying there is a gender pay gap.

Martin Bishop is selflessly donating his labour by informing women that they are wrong to believe they are paid less than men, that actually men have it harder, and that they are lying cows.

Bishop said: “People say that one man can’t make a difference. But I really believe I can.

“If all I manage to do is convince 500 women that there is no point expressing their fact-based opinions in an open forum because they’ll just be intimidated by an aggressive stranger, then it’s worth it.

“I’ve got the data to back up my arguments – three bullshit blogs and a graph from 1992 – and more importantly I’ve got the passionate belief that women are wrong, even if they can empirically show they are ‘right’.

“It’s going to be a long day. I’ll spend all morning dealing with British feminazis, then in the afternoon I’ll need to back up my American brothers in their struggle against women getting all the good jobs and ruling the world, which they already do.

“But I have no choice, because the gender pay gap is a myth. And myths fill me with hatred and anger. Not women. Myths.”