A MAN has abandoned his plan to work hard and is instead focusing on having successful friends.
Tom Logan, 33, once had dreams of high powered career success and wealth but has recently been forced to admit he has done absolutely nothing about it.
Logan said: “I’ve decided to only keep in touch with friends who will hopefully achieve some kind of success.
“I’m really lazy and so the best thing is to become a leech.”
Logan has about eight people he regularly messages and invites to every social gathering. He also likes and comments on all their social media posts, sometimes without even looking at them.
He added: “My friend Steve is super smart and has a really good idea for a book about robots.
“They say everyone has a book in them, but the book I had in me was one of those shit ones.”