A GROUP of office workers who have requested their manager set out an orderly timetable for his resignation have been told to f**k off and do their jobs.
The employees believe manager Joseph Turner is inarguably unpopular, showing polls that have been conducted around the water cooler with an approval rating of minus 70, but have nonetheless been informed they can go and f**k themselves.
Procurement office Hannah Tomlinson said: “Oh dear. He’s mishandled that badly, and that’s going to hurt him. But oddly, he doesn’t seem to care?
“I explained that he’s lost the faith of the office, that we no longer feel he’s the best person to lead a wholesale packing material importer and distributor forward, and that he doesn’t have to go now but a timetable is imperative. ‘Piss off,’ he said.
“He must not realise the gravity of what we’re saying. That marketing, customer orders, accounts and even human resources have got to the point where we can’t stand by him as the man to cut through the toxicity and reach B2B buyers. Maybe if we say it again?
“Instead we receive a tone-deaf email telling us to ‘answer the phones’ and ‘get the orders placed’ as if any of us could focus on doing our jobs right now. As if this wasn’t a moment of crisis. Maybe if we did the timetable for him?”
Turner said: “Of course I’m unpopular. I’m in f**king charge.”
