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What to write in your colleague's birthday card when you have no f**king idea who they are

WHETHER physical or digital, Hannah’s birthday card is on its way to you and you have to pretend you know who the f**k Hannah is. Use these ploys: 

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Basic humanity 101 and other awareness courses Suella Braverman has skipped

A SPEED awareness course is not the only class where the home secretary decided it was easier to take the points. There are other glaring holes in her education: 

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