I HAVE the utmost respect for all the sluts who took part in the recent walk through London.
Join Mash Premium today
Subscribe to read all articles, ad-free.
Already have an account? Sign in HERE
One woman's week, with Karen Fenessey
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly,I’m getting married in a couple of months and although the majority of the preparations are coming along nicely, I’m starting to regret my decision to ask my friend Carol to be bridesmaid because she’s not bothered to lose any weight and is not going to fit into the satin sheath dress I have selected for her without some form of medical intervention. I’ve made subtle hints, such as enrolling her on Weight Watchers and leaving cartons of SlimFast lying about, and yet she continues to pile on the pounds. I really don’t want her to ruin my wedding photos but I don’t want to hurt her feelings either. Do you think if I secretly lace her meals with laxatives she’d be able to shit off the weight before August?Fiona,Norwich
Join Mash Premium today
Subscribe to read all articles, ad-free.
Already have an account? Sign in HERE