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'Approach, challenger' Starmer roared to Streeting from atop his throne of skulls

KEIR Starmer summoned the latest challenger to enter his hall of combat while drinking blood from a horn while seated on his throne of enemies’ skulls. 

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'I have a Wes Streeting waifu': Readers share their wild enthusiasm for potential Labour leaders

A LABOUR leadership contest must happen because the public demands it. Here Britons reveal which much-loved MP they have chosen to be their eternal champion: 

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