DAVID Cameron has casually mentioned the names of some people who are ‘really standing in Russia’s way’.
The prime minister was in the middle of a press conference about cuts when ‘just as an aside’ he named 120 individuals who are major adversaries of Russia.
Cameron prefaced the list by saying that there was absolutely no evidence of suspicious circumstances in the death of Boris Berezovsky, which showed a level of professionalism that he really admired.
He continued: And while were on people called Boris whove accrued wealth and power that really doesnt suit them, Im told that the Mayor of London is irresistibly attracted to oligarchs wives and, whats worse, their mistresses.
What a terrible tragedy it would be if he were to be found asphyxiated in his spare bedroom, killed by a dead mans wank, as we called them at Eton, gone horribly wrong.
Cameron listed others he claims have been dissing Russia, including Argentine President Cristina Kirchner, left-wing director Danny Boyle, business secretary Dr Vince Cable, Morrissey and actress Anne Hathaway who was singled out for “completely ruining Les Mis.”
The names of political rivals Ed Miliband and Nick Clegg were not mentioned. Downing Street press office later confirmed that they didnt want to bother those very busy Russians with anything trivial.
President of Russia Vladimir Putin responded: “David who? Dont bother me with details. Just nail this Cameron mudak to the fucking floor.