Friday, 3rd July 2020

Cummings changes blog to say he guessed the twist in The Sixth Sense

SPECIAL adviser Dominic Cummings has changed his blog to suggest he knew Bruce Willis was dead the whole time in The Sixth Sense

Eagle-eyed internet sleuths pointed out that several sentences were replaced in a March 2000 post describing his shock and total amazement at the famous twist.

The original entry reads: “Jesus! I didn’t see that coming! He was a ghost all along! A GHOST! Wow! I mean just wow! M Night Shyamalan is the greatest director ever!”

However the entry now reads: “The first time Cole says ‘I see dead people’ I worked it out. I feel sorry for anyone who didn’t, frankly. In fact I had my suspicions when Bruce Willis gets shot.

“I also forecast that one day I will become an invaluable government adviser and should definitely not be sacked over some trivial driving thing.” 

Other posts suggest Cummings also predicted the invention of Instagram, Greece winning Euro 2004, and that Danny Dyer would briefly become a voice of reason instead of an annoying professional cockney.