Death is sad blah blah blah but move on for f**k's sake: A letter from your local Tory MP

DEAR constituent,

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The confused person's guide to who - or what - Michael Fabricant is

MICHAEL Fabricant is in hot water after suggesting nurses and teachers would have drinks at work during the pandemic. If you’re only dimly aware of this strange Tory MP, here are all your questions answered.

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