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Don't stick a flare up your arse: James Cleverly's guide to being gay in Qatar

JAMES Cleverly has told LGBT football fans they will need to make compromises when visiting Qatar for the World Cup. Here’s his guide to how you should behave.

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Seven drinks to help you sink into oblivion you can pretend are perfect for autumn

THE dark, depressing nights are drawing in and you’re scared to put the lights or heating on, so the best option is to get wankered. Here are seven drinks with a flimsy autumnal theme.

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