NIGEL Farage and Jeremy Corbyn have woken up in bed together after realising they were not so different all along.
The unlikely couple met in a London pub last night, where they were both drinking separately while wondering how to claim that they were in the right about Ukraine all along.
Barman James Bates said: “Corbyn was at one end of the bar, saying ‘Of course the real culprit is NATO’s aggressive posturing’, and Farage was at the other end repeating ‘If you poke the Russian bear with a stick he will bite’.
“They looked up shocked, as if they were hearing their own thoughts voiced by another, and it was as if they were seeing each other for the first time.
“In unison they said ‘The blame really lies with the expansionist EU, we were right to leave’ as they walked toward each other transfixed. And that was it.
“The rest of the night was a meeting of two soulmates. They’d got so much in common – they both loved Russia Today and everything was the fault of bloody centrists. They left arm-in-arm, snogging each other’s faces off.”
Farage said: “It was beautiful, but it was just one night. There’s no future in it. We both have to be the centre of attention at all times, you see.”