A POLITICAL party that gives tax breaks to the wealthy and deports refugees to Rwanda is confused as to how anyone could dislike them.
After Nicola Sturgeon said she ‘detested’ their policies, the Conservative party have looked back at their long history of persecuting poor people and minority groups and are perplexed about what they have supposedly done wrong.
Tory MP Julian Cook said: “I’m shocked that someone we have always treated with deep respect, like the First Minister, can be so angry with us. We’ve always been so nice about Scotland. I love going there to shoot things.
“And it turns out lots of other people don’t like us too. We’ve been destroyed in the polls, but why? There was a slight f**k up where we made mortgages much more expensive while raising inflation, but that could have happened to anyone.
“It’s honestly a mystery. After all, everyone wants their country to be turned into a racist, bigoted, sewage-smeared hovel riven with poverty and inequality, don’t they?”
Ex-Tory voter Roy Hobbs said: “I was glad when Cameron did the Brexit vote because I could get rid of the Poles next door, but now they’ve even gone a bit far for me.”
