By Roy Hobbs
WHAT have we come to when a five-year-old tot is begging his father to stop uncontrolled immigration? It’s disgusting that such a true thing should definitely have happened.
Naturally my first instinct as a father was to go on Twitter. How can it be right that our failed immigration policies are playing on the mind of a small but surprisingly aware child who definitely exists?
Of course, there were the ‘Yeah, that really happened’ comments, but that’s just woke leftists who won’t accept Britain is a lawless Third World cesspit now. I almost feel sorry for them, living in a made-up fantasy world.
I’d love to reassure my little Billy that Father Christmas will start deporting foreigners soon, but of course we all know Santa isn’t real. Unlike Billy. I’d post a photo of him as proof but I can’t because of all the paedos.
It’s heartbreaking how times have changed. When I was a lad all I wanted for Christmas was an Action Man and a football, but my son is growing up worried it’ll be illegal to be a white heterosexual cisgender male soon. That’s another thing he said, he’s very bright for his age.
All I can say is thank you for all the ‘likes’ from other concerned parents like ‘Rights 4 Whites’, ‘Emma Biological Woman’ and ‘SS Lone Wolf’. It’s reassuring to know there’s an online community out there that only has the best interests of kiddies at heart.
Obviously I’d like a proper leader like Farage to sort out the Remoaners, transgenders and asylum seekers. But can I really say, hand on heart, ‘Don’t worry son, soon we’ll be putting them all in camps’?
The way things are going, next Christmas little Billy will probably be asking for a vagina. In fact I’m strangely sure he’s going to say that.