A HUSBAND has told his wife that once he has offered a full-throated apology for shagging her best mate and spending their savings, he has done all he can.
Steve Malley informed wife Connie he deserves credit for coming clean after the bank statements, CCTV footage and phone nudes were discovered, and said that after today’s apology he considers his responsibility to be over.
He said: “I’ll say I’m sorry and then we’ll move on. Anything else and you need to have a word with yourself.
“Yes, when I discovered six grand gone from the joint I was furious alongside you, demanding heads should roll, but that was before you found out it was me.
“And it’s true that I repeatedly denied having anything to do with Trudy, swearing on our children’s lives, but once you found that nine-minute explicit film on my burner phone I have been nothing but honest. And you can see for yourself the cake remained untouched throughout.
“I have paid the parking fine I got for leaving the car on double-yellows outside the Reading Malmaison. Paid it in full. That offers us the perfect opportunity to draw a line under this whole distracting affair.
“It would be irresponsible to break up this marriage now, while there’s a war on in Ukraine. Frankly I think less of you for considering it. Perhaps you’re the one needs to be saying sorry.”
