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‘A hooded stranger holding a pig’s head told me he could make me prime minister’

My story, by David Cameron

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This is all so undignified, says dead pig oral sex guy

RESPONDING to allegations about oral sex with a dead pig would be ‘undignified’, according to a man who once had oral sex with a dead pig.

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