POLICEMEN have admitted they enjoy Typhoo tea, the comedian Jethro and Sweet & Spicy Pot Noodles.“All my clothes come from the catalogue”
The officers confirmed that most of them live in new-build semis furnished by DFS, and that they prefer reading novels based on true events, like those by Andy McNab.
PC Norman Steele, from Stevenage, said: Me and the wife watch The One Show because its telling you whats going on in the world, isnt it?
Weve got a 60-inch telly because we never go out to shows or anything fancy like that. Theyre not for us.
Usually she cooks and she can work wonders with a jar of Chicken Tonight, but sometimes I do my famous Leek & Ham Pasta N Sauce.
After that I crack a Skol and she has a glass of Lambrini while we do a wordsearch and listen to some Il Divo.
Theyre like opera but with proper songs, like Unbreak Your Heart, but changed into foreign so its classy.
Steele stressed the Andrew Mitchell libel case will not change his values or beliefs and that he will continue to vote Conservative.