Anal warts take poll lead over Sunak

RISHI Sunak is facing a possible challenge to his leadership from a particularly virulent case of anal warts.

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Guest Blog: Lily Allen

IT'S all kinda sorta boring, innit? You know what it's like – travelling the world, doing concerts, staying in posh hotels, hanging out with famous people who happen to be your mum and dad's friends and eating in expensive restaurants – to be quite honest, I'd rather be blogging or watching people fall over on YouTube.

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