BRITAIN is to start the weekend early in celebration of Michael Gove’s pathetic failure.
Gove was humiliated in the second round of the Tory leadership contest, giving a moment of unbridled happiness to a nation worried about the consequences of Brexit.
Tom Logan, from Hatfield, said: “More champagne!”
Jane Thompson, from Stevenage, added: “I want to see his face! I want to see his face!”
She added: “Perhaps Brexit won’t be that bad after all. Perhaps nothing will be that bad after all.
“What a splendid day.”