DAVID Cameron cannot claim unemployment benefit for another five months because he quit his last job, it has emerged.
The former Prime Minister is scouring the jobs pages of local papers as well as visiting his nearest Jobcentre Plus twice a week to use the sticky-screened computer terminals.
A source close to Cameron said: “They’ll be okay for a few more weeks. They’ve got a full freezer.
“Anything after that though and Samantha might have to get a part-time job somewhere, maybe factory stuff or cleaning at a caravan site.
“But if they’re still both out of work and unable to claim dole or housing benny by the winter, they might end up at the food bank or something.”
David Cameron said: “I saw a job going in our local B & Q the other day. It’s only 12 hours a week but it’s something.
“I just hope they don’t ask me why I left my previous job.
“Might just have to lie and say I say I used to be a gigolo. It will be less embarrassing that way.”