ALL tensions between Jeremy Corbyn and the Queen have been resolved with the discovery they are both massive fans of The Jam.
After meeting the Labour leader yesterday, the Queen said: “Straight away we were discussing our favourite tracks and asking each other if we’d seen them live.
“Whatever differences we may have had don’t matter now, given our shared love of the seminal 1978 album All Mod Cons.”
The Queen added: “I have to admit I was a bit wary of Jeremy and his desire to abolish the monarchy, but if he’s into The Jam he must be alright. Who knows, maybe he’s got a point?”
Corbyn said: “If you’d asked me beforehand to predict the Queen’s favourite Jam song I’d probably have said Down in the Tube Station at Midnight, simply because she’s mentioned in the lyrics. But it’s actually English Rose, which I think is rather lovely.
“She is the English Rose and long may she reign over us.”
Corbyn and the Queen now plan to attend a mod all-nighter in Brighton, travelling on the Labour leader’s heavily modified Vespa.