JEREMY Corbyn is finally starting to like being Labour leader.
Corbyn stressed that although he never really wanted the job in the first place, the last few days have been ‘rather splendid’.
He said: “I’m feeling really good about myself right now. I’m leaping out of bed and just raring to go.
“I’ve got an endorsement from Danny DeVito and an old-Etonian, Tory prime minister is on the brink thanks to one of the particularly nasty aspects of capitalism. It is great to be alive.”
Corbyn added: “I know I’m not going to win a general election, but I genuinely thought this job would be one long pain in the arse.
“And did I mention that Danny DeVito is a huge fan? He’s not a fan of David Cameron, he’s a fan of me. Tom Cruise is probably a fan of David Cameron and he’s a fucking looney.”