NEW Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has given his acceptance speech dressed in a black leather uniform while flanked by armed henchmen.
The socialist demagogue gave a rousing speech, which frequently built to a crescendo of white-hot fury leaving the microphone flecked with spittle, as he set out the party’s future and the fate of anyone who dares oppose it.
Corbyn said: “This is Year Zero for the Labour party, and the beginning of my thousand-year rule.
“I already head an army of more than 600,000, who tonight march the streets in torchlight bearing the proud standard of my reign, sweeping all before them.
“By the election of 2020 – Britain’s last – every man, woman and child on these shores will be a Corbynite, or dead.
“Also, I hope to spark debate about the future provision of public services and how we can encourage small community-based enterprises.”
Corbyn’s rivals’ locations are unknown, apart from Liz Kendall who has safely reached New York and declared herself the Labour Party leader-in-exile.